Aphrodisiacs for German Police Women
German police officers get a discount of 7 euros when they buy Femi-X, a herbal
aphrodisiac for women which is sometimes refered to as the female equivalent of
viagra. When the police officers buy a packet of 15 Femi-X pills they pay only 32
euros instead of 39. In addition they receive a free DVD with sex tips. Andreas
Schuster, the police chief in Brandenburg, the province surrounding Berlin, told
Bild Zeitung that Germany needs more children and the police want to set a good
example. "We all want more children. The Brandenburg Police is prepared to do its
duty. Perhaps this pill will be helpful in this regard."
Germany’s fertility rate is no longer sufficient to sustain its population. The
number of elderly Germans (over 65 years old) is expected to rise from 17.5% of
the population today to 27.9% by 2050. While the Germans do not have enough children,
however, this does not necessarily imply that they do not have enough sex. Sex and
procreation are not necessarily the same. The use of Femi-X pills by police officers
will not help the demographics unless chief Schuster can convince his female officers
not to use contraceptive pills with their Femi-X pills.
Germany has another demographic problem. In 2004, for the first time in recent history,
the number of Germans leaving their country was greater than the number of immigrants
moving in. There were 145,000 German emigrants and 128,000 immigrants. Most of the
emigrants leave for the United States. One couple who moved to Florida told Die
Welt: "Here our children have a future in which they will not have to fear unemployment
and social decline." Perhaps moving to America will be a better fertility boost
for young couples than using Femi-X. The best aphrodisiac may be to leave the welfare
state.
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